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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast, and happy Tuesday! Hope everybody's having a gorgeous, glorious day. And speaking of gorgeous and glorious, it's my gorgeous and glorious friend and sister in Christ, Jackie O. Thank you, Lotter.
What a beautiful introduction. Happy Tuesday to all who celebrate the Day of the Twos. Are there those who don't? I feel like there are those who don't. Do you think there are people who live off the, like, who... Because days of the week are kind of like a social construct, very much so. Yeah. Are there people don't adhere to the days of the week?
Days of the week. For sure. I mean, there are people who like don't adhere to like a lot of random things, you know? So days of the week, sure.
And just like there are other like calendars and other cultures, like maybe today isn't Tuesday for everyone. Well, actually it's not. In Israel, it's Yom Shalishi.
Oh, well, they're also a day forward. Right, and they only take off Sunday. So yeah, it's Yom Kippur in Israel. So yeah, I guess not everyone is dealing with the exact time-space continuum that we are currently dealing with. But I feel to the major constituents who listen to this show, who live in America and abide by the calendar, yes, yes, they are.
Just want to say, you don't want to leave anyone out, Claude. So I've kind of put my foot in it this morning. I don't know if I, I totally forgot to tell you this.
Already? Yeah. It's so early.
Well, I had to wake up early. I had some content to film and I was just like getting a headstart on my day and I was eating breakfast. And then this thought came to me because I'm like getting really tired of these pregnant bitches coming for my neck. And I just told, I like, I told them what they needed to hear. And actually you are in what would be like the injured party.
Cause you have been pregnant with a toddler. Like, I'm just so tired of like, I'm making like I'm obviously talking about my pregnancy. Cause like, that's what I'm dealing with. And people being like, just imagine doing this with a toddler. It's like, we get it. We know, we know it's harder. No one is arguing with you. We feel bad for you. Like literally we would never want to be you.
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