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Good morning millennials.
Welcome back to the toast and happy fucking Friday. Like my God, thank you Jesus and all the Lords of all people for bringing us to this moment.
It's very exciting for a number of reasons. Second full week of the new year in the books. And I actually, I read a statistic that most new year's resolutions are broken on the second Friday of January. Like, I don't, you feel that way that like that resolution energy has just gone out the window. Like you've, made it till today.
I don't relate to that because my relationship with resolutions is like I don't do them and on the one or two years I have actually done them it was such an important resolution like the vaping or when I decided to change my whole life philosophy saying yes to life like those are the two resolutions I've ever even tried I've never been a person on January 1st who like goes to the gym like so I don't participate in resolution culture.
To be honest, I'm very much participate in resolution culture. And I was feeling like the lag this week. And I was feeling really unmotivated. And if I hadn't read that statistic, I could see myself like giving up. Cause now it's the weekend.
What's worse than being another statistic?
Right. It's the weekend. So I'm not like up on my goals on the weekend. I could see myself like giving up by Monday. But now that I read the statistic, I do not want to be just a statistic. So I'm going to carry on. I have my water jug. We are drinking less and less before the show every day, which is good because I can't keep running to pee. So I just have to up my water intake in the afternoon.
It is so important that I, at the top of this show, issue two enormous corrections from yesterday's episode. One of them is yours. Okay. Lane Meester was not in Parenthood.
Okay. In my defense, Minka Kelly is in Parenthood. And in my defense, have the two of them ever been seen in the same movie together? Same trailer, different park. Like, literally... They're the same person. They look alike. They have similar career trajectories. Of course, I... I correct, I stand corrected, but my heart was in the right place.
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