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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday after such a successful Toast-a-ween. Like, it's giving. We deserve this.
We earned it. But it's just so weird to have Toast-a-ween like in the middle of the week and then to have another episode. I'm really feeling like for a number of reasons Halloween should fall on a Friday. I know that it's like about the date and not the day. But a Friday Halloween is pargy on so many levels.
I mean, of course, it's a holiday. And, like, why would we be doing anything else, like, working? And we could just, like, enjoy Halloween vibes for three days and then call it a day as opposed to, like, this eight-day weirdness. Well, I had, like, kind of a terrible Halloween yesterday after Toastoween, which we'll get into, which was so fabulous. I did not get a singular holiday.
singular trick-or-treater. That is really crazy. I had the opposite experience. I actually wasn't home for the trick-or-treaters. We are the sort of house that just leaves a bowl by the door. Help yourselves in a spritz bucket. Oh, of course, in a spritz bucket. Of course. Gotta teach the youth. Gotta teach youth. Maybe they'll say, what's this spritz?
Do a little, hopefully, you know, 21 plus. Did you get any, like, kids stealing candy? Do you have, like, a camera or something where you could see? I watched my camera footage. Everyone, like, was super respectful. They took a respectful amount. But also, like, again, no one, like, came and pillaged, which was nice.
I mean, in this day and age when everybody has, like, a camera or a ring camera, to be a pillager, like, you have to be dumb as hell. Yeah, it's really true. And I was like, you know, being mindful of that myself at other people's homes because we had a good mix of neighbors out and about like excited about Halloween. We had some buckets. We really pounded the pavement.
We went we went hard. I mean, I got a lot of candy to the candy that I bought for the kids that never came. So I just ate it all myself works. Yeah, I mean, candy's candy no matter where it comes from, but it's a fun part of adulthood to open the door and see the kids with the smiles on their face. Nothing.
That is so crazy. That also means that one day your building is not going to be trick-or-treating friendly for your family. I know. Well, now I saw so many videos. There are a couple of blocks in the city that are famous for having basically Halloween block parties where
the people on the block like pay themselves to like throw big parties it's mostly um streets that are like lined with brownstones and townhouses as opposed to like tall skyscraper buildings and they decorate their porches and the stairs and they literally get out to one they put out speakers like I saw all apparently like it was celebrity um filled in the west village like Andy Cohen that crew I saw uh Adriana what's her name
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