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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. I hope everybody's having a day that's gargy, of course, a day that's pargy, of course. And for me, it's a day that's largy because I'm just getting bigger every day.
That's a beautiful thing. What a wonderful update that you've shared with us. I'm so happy for you.
Yes, of course, of course.
That's the appropriate reaction.
The bigger, the better. Yeah, that's great. Well, if that's the case, I'm so good.
And at least you're getting bigger and we have bigger chairs, you know? Because some of us did two pregnancies in the buccal chairs.
That's actually an amazing point. This new renovation couldn't have come at a better time for my big fat ass. And I actually, when I edit the show, I do compare the square footage that I take up on the chair versus you. It's hard to constantly be comparing yourself to others. I really need to stop. Also, I know you're gonna kill me. I'm putting it out there, I know you're gonna kill me.
That cord to your left is just bothering me. Can you just flick the black one? I feel like it's... No, no, no, like on the armrest, excuse me, like behind you. Can you just like flick it off the actual chair? Thank you so much. I think it's really gonna help with the beautification. It's been flicked. I think it's gonna help with the beautification. Consider it flicked. Thank you so much.
This has just been a really, like a week of trials and tribulations. Like every day we are trying new things, new lighting, new camera. We are getting really close. I don't wanna jinx it, but I was, you know, in the studio with the Department of IT this morning, just doing a lot.
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