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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday. That's right, it's hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you love. And speaking of girlies that I love.
I could never forget. I could never forget to hump someone that I love.
Last name Follet, first name Jacqueline.
Hey, Turteloo, happy Wednesday, our third to last show of the week, but who's counting? It's unfortunate that we are pen pals today because you can't see my outfit because if you could see my outfit, you would be gooped and gagged. You would seriously be in shock. And I know like you see the top half of me. So you're like, Claudia, I'm wearing wide leg blue jeans. You're kidding.
I'm wearing wide leg blue jeans because we have this like new sponsor of ours and they were jeans like weirdly aren't too long on me. They like fit and they're like really cozy and it's the most ordinary outfit, but on me it's so extraordinary. When I walked into the kitchen, Zach's jaw hit the floor. Claudia, he gave me a hug. He like, I think like- Oh my God. He couldn't get over it.
He's like, you just look like so cute. Like- Oh my God, I need to see.
You need to wear those jeans when I'm with you next. Yeah.
I give off different energy. She's a perfect all-American girl. And by the way, I'm always wearing something. He never really stops. I could get a haircut. He wouldn't really know. And he was gooped and gagged.
Seeing Jax in a pair of blue jeans is goop-worthy and gag-worthy, honestly. And they're like light wash. I'm shocked.
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