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Good morning, millennials.
Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday, arguably the chewiest Tuesday of all Tuesdays because today we're choosing the new president. And Jackson Clotter here to break it all down for you, Steve Kosniacki edition. What's that guy's name? So... Steve Wozniak. Like, so similar. Like, yes, that's his name. Steve Cornicelli, like Alex Cornicelli's brother. Steve Glasses.
Steve Trousers and Glasses, yeah. Steve Glass, George Glass. His name is Steve Glass. So yes, we have sort of done away with the Fast Five. This is gonna be an election day special where we're gonna break down everything that's happening county by county, vote by vote. Swing state by swing state. Swing state by swing state. I think that's what everybody wants.
Everything you thought you knew about the toast, put it out of your mind. Today, like, we are breaking down kind of the biggest and baddest things going on in the country. And that is... In the country. That's Trump-Vance vs. Harris-Walls. Let me tell you, these, like, these duo names don't roll off the tongue. Like, they're kind of chewy.
Well, the way you just said it, it was chewy because you threw in the vs. Okay. No, but, like, Trump-Vance vs... The verse is tripping me. Okay, Trump Vance, Harris Walls. Like they both just like, they're chewy. Do you know what I mean? Harris Walls is. It's like a lot of R's and W's and then Trump Vance is very consonant heavy. Yeah. Consonant?
What about Trump walls, Harris fans? Honestly, sounds better. I think just like the way I'm saying it and the way you're saying it, like you're making a meal of it.
So obviously we will not be doing that today because we actually value our careers. And so we're just here to get you through the day. And honestly, congratulate. I was thinking about that on the way over here. Like it's been a long election season. I feel like it really like amped up in January. Like we have been doing this for a long time. We have made it through like...
Let the chips fall where they may. We're at the inflection point. We made it. It's almost over. And congrats. That's major.
Congrats for making it through. It's a tough time, election season. People become really insufferable, especially if you work in the public sphere. Best of luck to you. And we made it through. And honestly, I'm proud. Yeah. And we're going to have a chili to celebrate. Yes, I'm defrosting meat as we speak. I said, Ben, get on it. Ben's golfing. So I am forced to make the chili today.
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