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good morning millennials welcome back to the toast and happy hump day don't forget to hump someone you love and speaking of people that i just have so much love for heart hands let's try it let's give it a shot you and i are true soulmates we will make a heart hand perfectly okay but let's let's both align like around our shoulder we can't cheat okay okay i'm okay
We'll see what happens. I don't think I did it. One day, we will get it. And that will be the end of the toast. The circle is complete. There will be a prompt that's so wild. I'm going to be like, if we get it today, after like 100 years, I'll be like, I'm shaving my head. And then that's the day we get it.
It's like one of those boards, zero days since a successful heart hand. Like every time we try it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess. So it's Wednesday. It's hump day. It's a gargi-pargi day. Jackson cleared, you know, in the studio, getting lit. We have a big show today. Jackie and I- On the ones and twos. Both watched the season premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
That was just what I needed last night. It was like 7.45. I was sat, ready for bed, thanks Daylight Savings. And I wanted something to watch. And then I saw Dorit and Lala. I saw Lala. Ken actually, shout out to Lala, posted she was on Watch What Happens Live. And Dorit was there. And I was like, is tonight the night?
I also found out that Beverly Hills was premiering. Like what happened to commercials? Like I literally found out because Dorit posted like a picture and the caption was hashtag Rehob hashtag tonight or whatever. I was like, wait, what? Yeah. So that was exciting. And then I also watched Watch What Happens Live. Random to have Lala on, no? I'm not complaining.
I'm just, I thought that was like a weird thing. It was random. It was so amazing to see her. She looks unbelievable. She does. So does Dorit. I'm loving bro-rit. Brunette Dorit. I, and also Brala. She was Brunella last night.
I also have taken a full season break from Beverly Hills. I didn't watch at all last season. So I came in with like kind of a refresh. I feel like every season I come in with like my biases from last season. I really came in very fresh, like really hating new people and liking new people because I felt completely unburdened by what has been. So it was a refreshing take.
And I don't feel like I missed much last season. No. Okay. I'm excited to hear who you're vibing with. Yeah. I think you'll be surprised. For me, it's Dorit and Erika. For me, it's Dorit and Erika too. And like kind of for the first time ever in my housewives career, like hating Kyle.
Yes, Kyle's going through a lot. We'll talk about it. We have our fifth and final stories about Housewives, and then we're going to get into the recap, and then we have Dear Toasters. So as Laturt said, there's a lot to do today.
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