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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Chose and happy, what is it? Oh, it's Wednesday. Wednesday, which beautifully for me feels like a Monday because I'm back at home and yesterday night felt like a Sunday. So I'm kind of jazzed about that. We're happy for you. It doesn't feel like that for us, but okay.
Like hack your own week. Even though I worked, it's not even like I didn't work Monday, Tuesday. So just a little week hack.
I'm sorry to be so negative. I just need to tell everyone like I'm having a fucking terrible morning. Like I just feel like shit. And I'm so annoyed because yesterday was probably the best I felt in months. And I was ready to come on the show and be like, I'm out of it. You guys, I cracked the code. I actually did a workout yesterday. I stayed up late till 10 o'clock. Oh, my God.
I feel like I've been hit by a bus. I am not okay. And I'm in a fucking bad mood about it. So I'm just letting everyone know that if you're like, Claudia's being so negative today. Well, I'm dealing with a lot. Eat my fucking ass, bitch.
Claudia is not feeling well. So the physical symptoms, we can't help you with here at The Toast. You know, you're going to have to journey. You have to walk on your own. Thank you so much. The bad mood, emotional symptoms, that's what we do here. I know. And I'll feel better as I come out of it. You'll feel better throughout the show. So... I'm excited for that for you.
It's just like, can I not have a moment of peace? And I know everyone's like so tired of me complaining all the time. I'm sorry. Like, this is what I'm dealing with. Like, it is what it is. Understood. Well, we're full of shlema to turdy. Thank you. So you're having flu-like symptoms, you say?
No, just like I'm tired. Oh, and you know what? I got into bed last night and I'm like, you know what? I'm doing it. What are we doing? I'm sleeping without a bra. Like I'm just so sick of the bras like touching my skin. Okay. But my boobs are so big and so heavy. And let me tell you, mistake of the century. If you're thinking about sleeping without a bra, don't fucking do it.
I actually think my body is aching from the weight of my breasts being carried all night. Jackie, I was up all night and like, God forbid, I just got up. I couldn't get up. Like it felt like bricks on my chest. It was such a bad idea. And I feel like my entire disposition is due to the fact that I slept without a bra. Interesting.
I feel like you need a looser bra for sleeping. Of course. No, like I love the hatch maternity bras. It's like,
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