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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Toast and happy, oh, what is it, Monday? Okay. Okay, let's just take it for what it is, you know? Let's take stock. It's actually a huge Monday, like arguably one of the biggest of the year.
It is for a number of reasons. This is a really big week. Now, of course, for most people, including myself, like Election Day makes it a major week. I also have other things going on this week that I'm really excited about, including, but not limited to, my birthday.
I agree, and I'm so glad you brought that up because through no help of my sister, I have slayed the house down fucking boots. on a birthday present for you. Like, my generosity knows no bounds. You are going to, like, I don't even have a concern. Like, you're going to love it. I'm so excited. Wow. It's going to be at your house tomorrow. Like, not me coming in a day early.
A dollar short and a day early. Okay? Wow. I can't wait. I was not expecting to hear that.
I kept waiting for you to send me, like, your wish lists and things. Nothing. I've been thinking about it. I don't know, like the things that I actually want, they're not like to be a birthday present, especially considering like, you know, the level that you and I are at in terms of how we gift each other. Like I want a cast iron skillet. That's just not a birthday present from you to me.
It's not sexy. It's not glamorous. I'm not getting you a cast iron skillet. Sorry.
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It's literally down to the mugs. It's everything. It's going viral. It's like $5,000. Oh, my god. I don't need all that. Anyway, it would just be funny. And it's too expensive for a joke. This might be a hot take. And I'm really into Le Creuset. I don't think I want their aesthetic like in my mugs.
Agreed. And like their colors, the colors of like crusade that I like, they don't make an every thing, you know? And also right now my like crusade game is so off. I have like three pieces and they're all different colors. Like it's just a mess. So like, I don't know what to do about that. Yeah.
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