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Ahem. Ahem. Just clearing the winter out of my throat, baby. Be gone. Be gone, snow. Be gone, ice. Or hail. Dude, what is hail? It's basically, it's like Italian snow or whatever. I mean, that shit just f***s you up. It's like Memphis snow. It's like, what are we... It's definitely... I gotta look that up. What is hail?
Because sometimes it's like you're relaxed and it's raining and then the rain's like, oh yeah, guess what, mother f***er. And it just f***ing shows up. And it just starts like pinging off your car, bouncing off your wife's shoulders and shit. It's bouncing off your stepson or whatever and it makes you care about him. Hail is just, yeah, we got to look into that and see what they're doing.
They're probably charging us for it. You know, we're probably getting charged for that, I'm sure. Welcome to the episode. Happy springtime, everybody. Good to be here with you today. What's happening? Oh, I'll tell you. Dude, so, oh, I went to a little chili cook-off around me. And, you know, I like, man, I'm lying. Chili is always, it's suspect. Chili is a suspect soup, really. That's what it is.
It's just a bunch of, it's like the hail of soups. It's like, all right. All right, soup. I see what you doing. We right here. It's just that kind of soup, you know, it's thickened up, baby. It's like soup got a BBL, baby. That's chili. Chili. And so I went to a little, I stopped by a little, they had a small chili tent cook-off area. And they had four vendors or something in there.
Just ladling booty gas edibles into small bowls for people. And so I get up there and I got me some chili and they had one place they were saying we got all the fixings, toppings and this and that. You know, you could put anything on that bitch. You could put cheese, onions, a little bit of GHB. And they one place was offering. But I just said, hey, do you have pickles?
And the guy just I mean, this guy looked at me. I mean, this dude, he was stirring this big pot of chili. He was just a damn chili witch, you know? And he was just stirring a big cauldron of fucking booty goop, you know? And I said, yeah, do you have any pickles for it? And he's like, you want pickles on your chili? Really? And I was like, yeah, yeah, that's what I, because that's what I like.
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