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All right, here we are. Welcome to the month of May in the year 2025. Thank you for joining me here today. Thank you for letting me be a part of your life and you be a part of mine today. Happy Mother's Day. We'll start with that. We got a nice episode of we got some Mother's Day stuff. We're going to get into a little bit of light news.
And then we had a call a few weeks back about grief and loss. And we had a lot of nice feedback calls and informative heart, heart, heartish, heart, heartfelt contributions. So we'll get into those in a bit as well. But, yeah, Mother's Day, that's it. Because your mama raised you. Think about that. Your mama. Boy, you was doing nothing. Your little ass laying there. Doing nothing, boy.
Hunting for a fucking hand tit. That's all you was doing. You was just hunting for that little hand tit with your little hands. You was a little slurp lord. And your mother raised you. First of all, if something came up to me and started sucking on my breast, on my tit, or whatever it's called, tit for men or whatever, I would not then raise it. You have to think about that.
If something started sucking on your tit, would you take it off and then raise it and grow it to its full form? Only a mother would do that type shit, boy. That's some next level. That's some next level behavior mothers out there. With your ass, too. A lot of kids never washed their ass. We had a buddy. His legs just knew his pants so well. He wore the same pants always.
And so you knew good and well so nobody was washing his ass, boy. Not a chance. Even his mom. And she tried. You see her warm up some water on a stove in a stove pot and pull his pants back and just dump it right down the back of his pants. Hoping to even get a half wash or quarter wash on his ass with that warm water. But damn, your mother, our mothers did that.
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