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You know him from his shows Burt Cast and Two Bears, One Cave with Tom Segura. He's got a new special coming out on Netflix called Lucky, which premieres March 18th. I'm grateful to have my friend the machine here today, Mr. Burt Kreischer.
Shine on me And I will find a song
There's a woman out there teaching her kid how to ride a bike. I could do it in five minutes. You want to do it? A buddy. It's part of what I'm working on in therapy. Really? Let people have their own thing. Oh. Yeah. I get my fingers in everything. And I just was like, hey, here's what we do. We take off the pedals, okay? And you teach him to just glide with his feet and lift his feet up.
That's how I did it with both my girls. Then we go to a subtle decline. And we do it that way with feet up the whole way. Then we put the pedals back on and teach him how to pedal. So easy.
Yeah. Yeah, riding a bike, the toughest thing I remember, well, first, some guy who's teaching, you don't know him, usually. In my neighborhood, you didn't know him. It was like some dude's dad would be out there drinking or something. He's like, I'll teach this little ****, whatever, you know? You're like, well, that's not, that's a whore.
That's not how it works at all. Usually you definitely know the guy.
Well, yeah, but a lot of times you also don't know. Some places you don't know the guy, right? Or if your dad isn't there or whatever. So there's some guy who sets his beard down. He's like, I'll teach this little motherfucker.
I almost did that out front.
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