Person from Shetland in Podcasts

I wouldn't have a clue well for me never heard of it oh it's lovely it's like a detective thing on the Shetland fucking hell never heard of it that would have been an awful half hour for me well I would have loved it he could have gone I would have he he didn't want to do it anyway didn't he didn't he no it's fair enough what he said I don't want to do it I don't know exactly what he said but basically yeah