Aaron
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
She's like, I'm Dominican.
I'm like, holy shit, you're Mexican?
Well, I guess we'll all find out together.
Yeah, I have no idea.
I don't keep up with this shit.
I wait for fucking nerds like Savage to do it and then give me the... What's the opposite of Cliff Notes?
What's it where your synopsis actually takes longer than the article I could have just read?
What's that called?
My ADHD hit me hard earlier.
I was waiting for you to do it because I noticed you were still talking.
No, go ahead.
So before bed, I'll let my kids watch either an educational video or ballerinas because they like to copy the ballerinas on the TV or whatever.
And then the last one plays.
And I'm like, all right, it's bedtime after this.
And I shut it off.
And then my five-year-old immediately climbs up from my lap and wants to cuddle.
And I'm like, no.
You had all that fucking time.
You were dancing to ballerinas.