Abbey Clancy

Can you just wrap Pete up in bubble wrap and put him in that box and sellotape it and leave him in the storage container till I'm ready to see him again?

That's fucking hilarious.

You are just mental.

No, because no one was listening to you.

You said it under your own breath.

So why am I annoying you then?

And I was... I shouldn't do it because it does set the day off in the wrong tone.

But going through Instagram and I sent... Because Claire, RPA, like, literally knows everything about everything.

So I sent her all these things.

It was, you know, that the economy's going to crash and we're all going to die.

There's going to be a nuclear war.

Then, Claire, do we need to build a bunker?

Yeah.

And she texts me back at 6am like, fuck me, that's a whole lot of conspiracy theories at 6am.

It's so scary.

All this stuff.

And Pete's like, this is like a 20-year-old girl talking about what does she know?

But I'm like, well, why would she say it?

Why would she say it?

But at 6.15am this morning... Elon Musk saying there's no point in saving for retirement because there will be no retirement.