Abby Wambach
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
So it's like a mullet.
Where it's like business in the front, party in the back.
It was like half of my body looked normal.
I'm like waving to people like, hi, have a great night, see you tomorrow.
But the other half of me is just gushed pissing all over my car.
And I'm like, how weird that none of these people know I'm pissing myself right now.
What did your parents say?
Did you tell Bubba and Tisha?
I remember telling me.
We probably didn't even clean it up.
No, I'm sure I didn't.
And also, it's not like the crested could be damaged.
Oh my gosh.
You have a poo story?
Yellow stained sheets.
Cause you know, after a night of drinking, that shit's dehydrated.
So it's like neon yellow.
Rightfully so.
Rightfully so.
If you pissed in the bed, I'd call you puddles.