ACC Head G Lane

Tell you what, fellas, it was a discussion yesterday that divided the nation, all the listenership already.

Kingston, apparently, is the furthest, is the border of Southland and Otago, which is right at the bottom of the, I don't know who's right or who's wrong in the argument that we were having yesterday, if that helps anyone, but just so we all know, and we're on the same page, Kingston is on the edge of the lake.

Yeah, okay, look, the reason we did mock you about your geographical retardation is... Oh, it's still there, I'm not doubting that.

Yeah, you started your story with the fact that you drove down the sides of Lake Wakatipu and then said you now know Southland geography.

You were still in central Otago.

Right, okay.

We need to move on.

We need to move on.

Anyway, you're coming in live from your masturbatorium there in Japan, still G-Lane.

What's going on?

What's new?

Did you figure out how to sort out your washing yesterday?

I know that was a first point of call.

No, I didn't actually, but I watched some sumo wrestling.

Oh.

And the Ukrainians are quite big on sumo wrestling.

There's a couple of Ukrainians in the sumo wrestling circuit over here.

Right, okay.

Big units.

Yeah.