ACC Host (likely Mike Lane)

It's nearly over.

Muffman 2 for 53.

I remember my 18th.

I had an 18th birthday party at my house.

I told this story on the Agenda podcast, but my mother was away, so it was just me and my dad at home.

My older brother and sister had left home by that stage, so...

It was the middle of the rugby season, so I invited a few of the rugby team over.

I said to the old man, it's okay if a few people come over for some drinks.

He's like, sure.

Quite a number of people turned up to the party.

Girls and boys, pretty much the entire final year of school turned up.

Old man got a bit nervous and called in reinforcements, invited his mates over.

And it was fully driven by Hodge to mid-off.

And he invited his mates over, so he had Alan over there.

And he had Steve from next door came over.

And all of a sudden there was a whip around between friends and a stripper turned up.

They weren't involved in that.

This was put together by Dave Hall and a few other reprobates.

So I had a stripper for my 18th.

And I woke up in the morning and the lounge, the cream carpet in the lounge was a kind of grey, black.