ACC Host (likely Mike Lane)

They don't shake hands at the start of play, which is apparently quite a tradition.

Did the umpires shake hands?

Yeah.

And walk on the field?

Yeah.

Do they go out independently?

I'd like them to do the march like they do at the gates in Kashmir.

I want to see them frog-mark the full military goose step towards each other.

With a little entourage of little umpires behind them.

Yeah, with the peacock feathers at the top of their hats, yelling, stomping.

Muff man into Campbell.

Wide off stump, left by Campbell.

Hasn't umpire Chris Gaffney had a couple of days to remember in Adelaide as well?

It does make it a bit harder as a third umpire, doesn't it, when the technology doesn't work?

It really adds to the challenge of it.

It only seems it doesn't work for Australia, though.

They're the only ones that use Snicko.

Everyone else has moved to Ultra Edge, which miraculously seems to line up between the noise and when the ball passes the bat.

Muff man to Campbell.

He's back in defence to the offside.