Action Bronson

Just spilled an entire box of shallots in the backseat of the Uber. That could be a hook.

It could be a f***ing hook. Young Drazen Petrovic with a great pair of Adidas top 10s.

It could be a f***ing hook. Young Drazen Petrovic with a great pair of Adidas top 10s.

It could be a f***ing hook. Young Drazen Petrovic with a great pair of Adidas top 10s.

You could just take young Drazen Petrovic with and then put whatever after.

You could just take young Drazen Petrovic with and then put whatever after.

You could just take young Drazen Petrovic with and then put whatever after.

This is rap class.

This is rap class.

This is rap class.

Girl, you got the ass of a young Vladi Divac. Hell yeah. I f***ed with that hard.

Girl, you got the ass of a young Vladi Divac. Hell yeah. I f***ed with that hard.

Girl, you got the ass of a young Vladi Divac. Hell yeah. I f***ed with that hard.

I would probably mention something about that or get the ass of a young Vladi Divac. It's heavy. I once mentioned my bitch was thick like John Lovitz.

I would probably mention something about that or get the ass of a young Vladi Divac. It's heavy. I once mentioned my bitch was thick like John Lovitz.

I would probably mention something about that or get the ass of a young Vladi Divac. It's heavy. I once mentioned my bitch was thick like John Lovitz.

It's one of my favorite actors. He's thick.

It's one of my favorite actors. He's thick.

It's one of my favorite actors. He's thick.

Ashing a sesame bagel like a cigarette in front of a Roomba. That's just an incredible... It is. That's a visual right there. That's just poetry.