Adam 22

And then even yesterday, I did an interview with Pac-Man Jones from the NFL, and I didn't bring this up at all.

And he just told me, he's like, hey,

You better not come because he said that because he had two fights on barstool events.

And the first one he won and the second one he lost.

And he said that the X factor was that he was fucking his wife in the lead up to the second fight.

So that for sure is going to mean that I'm going to have 10 days or whatever of cum stored up inside my body, which honestly...

i'm already kind of stressed about it because you know we sleep in the same bed sometimes we'll be watching a tv show i'll reach over i'll just be feeling on her ass i'll have a jason love boner real quick and the idea that i like i'm just gonna get raging boners and not be able to do anything with them

So you're celibate right now to build up that testosterone?

You've got to control yourself.

I know, but I kind of do this for a living.

This is part of my job.

I mean, no matter how this fight goes, two days after the fight, I have to shoot two porn scenes in one day.

The fight is on a Friday.

The following Monday, I have to shoot two porn scenes.

So...

I mean, it would be great to not sustain any serious amount of damage.

But we'll see how that goes.

Yeah.

You know, sometimes I search my wife's name on porn sites.

Listen, we can talk about that later.