Adam Buxton

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1,485 appearances 2 recordings 2 series first heard May 2025 last heard 10 May

Adam Buxton’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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And sometimes I'll go around, I'll get a wad of toilet paper and I'll sort of mop up all the wet areas because it's only a small space.
So I can, if I want to, be totally obsessive and just clean every inch of the shower space with toilet paper and mop up every single stray pube and cowardly hair that's deserted my head and every bit of dust and lint and stuff.
And then I just think, oh, I've nailed it.
I've smashed it.
I've cleaned this toilet and shower room in a really non-crazy way.
No, it didn't suddenly start yesterday.
It's been my cowardly hair has been deserting me gradually now for about five years, I think.
But it stepped up operations recently.
It's just thought, actually, sorry, but we've got to go.
Oh, hardcore.
And then she left and then you got it out of the bin.
And then you went to your scientist friend's house and you recreated her.
And at first you thought that it was a perfect copy and even maybe a bit nicer than the previous one, because some of the DNA had merged with your own.
So she was a lot more sympathetic.
But then dead bodies started turning up.
I mean, there's a real risk of contamination with a spider, isn't there?
Yes.
In that area.
A spider.
All sorts of other things as well.
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