Adam Buxton
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Podcast Appearances
Like, oh, I remember those cookies.
So I always look out for them whenever I go, but they don't have them in the local branch in Norfolk.
And I saw them here in London.
I was like, holy shit, they've got them.
So I grabbed them.
And then the next day, yesterday, I went to the doc and she was feeling my tummy sort of saying, let's check on your gut.
And she was like, oh, yes, it's pretty good.
I think she's like, oh, hang on.
What's here?
Oh, yeah, I know exactly what that is.
I know what that is.
And with this great, very reasonably priced three-ply Sainsbury's toilet paper, it's possible to wipe up all the bits of skin and hair that's fallen out of your middle-aged head as well.
Oh, well, that's a good question.
No, we can't have silence.
We are frightened of silence.
Yes.
What we do is we put the fan on.
Okay.
Yeah, there's a fan in the corner of the room.
And even though it's not...