Adam Buxton

ask some ridiculous riddles in a stupid voice that I settled on five minutes before doing the first one, then regretted every single time.

And I sort of did it five minutes before we started shooting the first one to the producers and they were like, yeah, that's fine.

And then every single time I did it afterwards, I was like, oh, why am I doing this voice?

But then it was one of the very sad consequences of COVID.

One of the worst consequences, I believe, of COVID.

The crystal maze was shelved and forgotten about and it was not deemed necessary to continue.

So, I mean, normally, hopefully by not later than 10.30, but last night was a late one.

So 12.15, I would say.

I hope you edit out all the boring parts and just leave it as a 10-minute podcast.

Yeah, no, that is a good question.

And I've had two Brompton stolen at this point.

But the first time I got one stolen, it was when I leaned it up against the window of a shop and I was popping in to buy a Pepsi or whatever.

And the counter was right next to the window.

So I felt like, well, I'm sort of two feet away from the bike.

But then as I was paying for the Pepsi, the counter guy was like, oh, your bike, your bike, your bike.

And I turned around to see some fucking twat riding away.

Oh, yeah.

I ran after him.

Yeah, yeah.

I was running after.