Adam Carolla

They just keep bubbling, and they're on every corner.

And it's...

If you were from any part of Africa, you'd look at that and be fucking disgusted.

It's like somebody just turning.

It's like someone going, hey, everyone in Portland, turn on your hose and just leave it running down in the street.

And they'll just run down the storm drain into the gutter.

How green a fucking city if you're going to waste 200 billion gallons of water a year?

How green can you be?

And somebody died who was rich and left a bunch of money and said, I want these bubblers going 24-7 and they pay for it.

Really?

Yeah, but what if I left a bunch of money and said, you know what?

I want black people in the back of the bus.

Here's your money and here's your bus money.

And I wonder how often people pee in them.

I got to talk to my attorney and only when I'm in town.

And let me say this.

But shouldn't somebody go, I know that old super rich kooky broad wanted this.

But she couldn't have envisioned a place where water was at a premium and we were going green.

She didn't know anything about solar panels or greenhouse effects.

She was just really thirsty.