Adam Carolla
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Podcast Appearances
I don't have to go to law school or buy a Cadillac in order to feel better about myself.
I'll just make you feel like shit.
I'll sort of judge you and now you'll feel shitty.
And then I'll feel good just sort of in a weird kind of retarded mathematical way.
And there's a whole lot of that going down.
And I've had an impacted asshole of it.
I was in Portland and had the...
I've always said, like, they don't have full homeless people there.
They have weird half-homeless people there.
Guy was wearing an Izod shirt with, like, a popped collar.
And he was clean-shaven.
And he's like, hey, man, you got any money?
Because I can... And he goes, hey, it's a man.
Love the man show.
And I'm like, well, you got basic cable, at least at some point in your life.
And now, by the way, he didn't need my money anymore.
He was, like, all of a sudden he wasn't hungry anymore.
And he was, like, he was in his 40s.
He wasn't bad-looking.
And he was, like, he just...