Adam Carolla
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Podcast Appearances
What happened with the corner?
That's weird.
I've had that thing where someone's been short in the line in front of me and I've just put it on my thing.
Because A, it feels good.
B, they're always way more appreciative than your 37 cents would ever get you.
You're like, oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.
It's like, eh.
37 cents.
I think we're fine.
And then secondly, it moves things along.
We've eaten up 37 cents of my life trying to figure this out.
Probably.
I do, and I think we should ask homeless people for money to make them into human beings.
You know what I mean?
It humanizes them.
You know what I mean?
We're only asking.
It's like if you took a kid, and the kid was like a special needs kid, and all the other kids were like kicking the soccer ball, and you went like, ooh, not you, not you, not you.