Adam Carolla

Like, they go, like, they do it all the time.

Like, they just did it.

They go, Tiger Woods, I don't get why you just don't have a driver.

And it's like, because he doesn't want a fucking guy listening to everything he says when he's sitting in the back seat of the car he's being towed around in.

Now, you shouldn't be driving hopped up on drugs or booze or whatever, but...

I get it.

Like, I'm with you.

Like, there's a certain amount of celebrity that's good.

Like, the amount of celebrity you want is, I would tell people all the time, it's like, you go to a restaurant or a club or a bar or something, and you can't really, it's real crowded.

But one of your buddies from high school you played football with is working the door.

And he goes, oh, hey, man.

Yeah, yeah, come on, come on.

That's enough.

Right.

That's just enough.

Just enough.

I got pulled over on PCH a year ago, and I was like pulled over, and the guy, I see him walking up to the car, and he like leans his head in, and he goes...

Buy any new cars?

And I was like, yeah, just enough.

But the guy I went to high school with, Vince DiGiacomo, would have done the same thing if he was a motorcycle cop and he recognized me.