Adam Carolla

She's like, I'm going to get off fucking work, so I need a beer myself.

She's got one leg.

She needs more than a beer.

She needs a shot.

That's a Johnny Walker, man.

So where do you live now?

So I'm just outside of Fort Worth.

I've been around central Texas ever since I left Pittsburgh whenever I was 18.

I went and played football at Tarleton State and Stephenville, and then I just kind of stuck around the area, man.

I live in Weatherford now, which is about 45 minutes west of Fort Worth.

Been there for about seven years now.

So I love it, man.

It's a great place to be.

It's a lot of fun.

Yeah, I don't – I seem to – you know, my vibe –

coming off the road in Oklahoma and Tulsa, is it's not like those places got that much better.

It's that the other places got that much worse, and now there's a chasm.

Like there, they're just kind of normal, regular folk.

I'll tell you something, what I figured out, Coe,

If you want to see real people in a town, people go, you got to go to the bar and meet the locals, go to a local place, you know, or something.