Adam Carolla

People at work, people that were there getting their kids' haircut recognized me, and then the one who was cutting my hair didn't, but then her friend did, and then her friend yelled at her for not recognizing me.

Do you not know who that is?

They get angry.

Yeah.

And so I took a picture with her friend.

But, yeah, whatever hairstyle you got, make sure you can get it done at a Supercuts or a Sports Clip in the world of Be Your Oyster because you can go wherever you get your haircut with downtime in Oklahoma City.

Make it efficient.

So what position did you play in football?

I played linebacker.

I was always a defensive guy.

I think I was too dumb to play offense, maybe.

Which backers did you play?

I played middle, inside in high school, and then whenever I got to college, I was decently big in high school, and then whenever I got to college, I was one of the smallest dudes in the linebacker room, so they sent me to outside linebacker to

get more into coverage and stuff, which I wasn't very – I wasn't super fast or anything like that.

But, yeah, man, I loved football growing up.

And getting to play in college was a lot of fun, but it was just – it was a lot different than high school ball.

It was more of a job.

And we started playing music in –

Had surgery on my leg and shit and came back, and I was like, man, I'd rather, you know, drink beer and chase women than get yelled at all the time.

Yeah.