Adam Carolla

Well, that's the whole thing.

That's what I ran into when I went to DeKalb, Illinois.

About 250 times people brought up the fact that Cindy Crawford was born here.

Cindy Crawford, you know, about the 1800th person that told me Cindy Crawford was born in DeKalb, I said, where is she now?

And she went, what?

I said, she was born in DeKalb, but as soon as she took a look in the mirror at 14 1⁄2, she split for New York, and now she lives in Malibu.

Does she live in DeKalb, Illinois now?

No.

No.

Well, being born, it's not where you're born, it's where you end up.

That's where you need to brag about.

Malibu should be bragging.

Hey, guess who lives here?

Not who was born here.

Because the people that were born there, there's just a sign there, but they're never there.

That's totally random where you're fucking born.

The stork just dropped their hot chick off in DeKalb, and as soon as she hits her 15th birthday, she was like, I'm fucking out of here.

It's not like she hangs out.

Yeah, like the Ukraine.

Right.