Adam Carolla
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We're not productive in this country because everyone's just pissing.
You're drinking Starbucks and energy drinks all day, and it's like, where's Stan?
He's pissing.
A little Dixie cup.
You don't need a Quaalude the size of a Frisbee.
You just need a fucking Quaalude, right?
Yeah, you do.
That's the effect, right?
You want to gnaw on the thing.
Salt licks, a Quaalude.
And it's the same with... Really, caffeine's just a drug, you know?
You just want to get it in your system.
You know, we want to do... And by the way, first off, we want to turn the coffee drinking into a ritual where we sit around for an hour and bang out shit on our laptop.
And not to mention...
Stuff dumped all over.
Boy, the commuter mug business must really not be in great shape over there in Stockholm.
Imagine the commuter mug's size of a... Like little... Yeah, just like a thimble.
Just a thimble of a commuter mug.
So things working out for you and he?