Adam Carolla

Yeah, and she comes in, and she grabs the mic.

She's like, Jimmy, Adam, and all you great Italian folks out there, what a lot of people don't know is that my real name is Conchita...

you know, Connie, or Conchetta, you know, Pasquale, whatever her real name is, right?

And Conchetta... Rosalie.

Right, right.

And so she's standing there, and she's like, you don't know how proud I am to be an Italian.

You don't know.

Every day I wake up, and I thank God that I'm Italian.

It's great to be amongst other Italians.

And again, the pride of my heart...

And I'm standing there, and the emcee part of me is just like, shut up, shut up, shut up.

But the comedian part of me wants to grab the mic out of her hand and go, why'd you change your last name to Stevenson, bitch?

Nobody knows you're Italian.

You're so fucking proud of your Italian, you're a blonde-haired, blue-eyed chick who's, I know from the Ace hardware commercials.

Yeah, yeah.

Extra value.

All right, I'm thinking of someone else.

The point is this.

What?

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