Adam Carolla

Is there a human being?

What's a ticket?

First off, I don't know what a ticket costs to Chicago or New York, but let's just say for the sake of argument, it's $273 to get a discount fare round trip L.A.

to Chicago.

$273.

Is there a human being you know that wouldn't round it up to $2?

$280 or make it $279 or even just add $1 to the price of that thing to know that they could get snacks and the kind of fare that they would find on the ground.

Do you know what I mean?

Something you've heard of.

Here's a Snickers bar.

No, I think they decided that they could save literally cheaper.

pretzels are consumed on the ground.

This Fiesta mix is not consumed on the ground.

I say it's more nefarious.

I say it's like a plant that made...

Those weird little packets that come in electronics goods that suck up the moisture.

You know, those things you almost eat when you're high sometimes that show up and come with your stereo and that kind of weird little packet.

I think they made that, and it was like one of these wartime decisions where the guys, they made...

automobiles, but they had to start making Jeeps now because we'd gone to wartime.

But it didn't take much for Ford to switch over their plant from making, you know, the Etzel to making the Jeep.