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Adam Carolla

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Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

They get lost.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

They break.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

You know, people put them in their pocket.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

They lean over the bathroom.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

It falls into the toilet.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

You know what I mean?

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

And if you make if you make things of there's certain things that I know go bad before they ever get they ever get used up.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

I know, for instance, if you make rolling papers, nobody ever gets to the last rolling paper.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

The thing gets lost.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

It falls in the toilet.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

It gets caught between the car seats.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

Yeah, but stoners never use the Latin.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

No one has ever done the, ah, no more rolling papers.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

And, by the way, any good stoner would be able to roll a joint in the box if the rolling papers came with it.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

It should turn into a pipe when you're done.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

with the last rolling paper but yeah you want to be in a business where people just your shit goes bad and people just throw it away all the time that's why you know i was you know like when when toilet when tping houses was all the in vogue you know in the 50s or the 60s or the people that made charmin must have been over the moon like we were using this two sheets at a time on people's asses now they're taking whole rolls and just chucking them at the dean's house i

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

This is awesome for us.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

It's no different than, you know, Upjohn or Pfizer with Vicodin.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

This is great.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

It could be prescribed two, three pills at a time by a dentist for root canal, or we could have the whole, you know, McKenzie Phillips taking 100 a day.