Adam Carolla

And I'm like, you're exactly right.

So they get out of the gate with a lie.

essentially, and it's dumb, but he understood it.

But then it makes up for it with the ultimate truth of being able to take John Travolta's face off and put it...

Well, we did get to the ultimate truth.

The other thing we couldn't really figure out with Face Off, and he liked Con Air better, and I did too, just because it's a little more linear.

That was my question.

Who really liked Con Air better?

Well, what I forgot about with Face Off is the last hour just goes into Cloudbird cuckoo land.

Like, I don't even know what movie it is anymore at the end.

They get to the Face Off part real fast, and then they do all the stuff they need to do real fast,

And then there's still 51 minutes of movie left.

And now it gets into some sort of weird psychodrama about what a guy would do if he was fucking someone else's wife.

There's a lot of flavors.

It starts getting weird.

And then there's an inexplicable boat chase at the end, which is I have no idea what they're doing.

There's a boat chase after a church shootout.

It is.

It basically is a movie that holds together nicely if it was one hour long.

But it's an hour and 51 minutes long.