Adam Carolla

They get to the Face Off part real fast, and then they do all the stuff they need to do real fast,

And then there's still 51 minutes of movie left.

And now it gets into some sort of weird psychodrama about what a guy would do if he was fucking someone else's wife.

There's a lot of flavors.

It starts getting weird.

And then there's an inexplicable boat chase at the end, which is I have no idea what they're doing.

There's a boat chase after a church shootout.

It is.

It basically is a movie that holds together nicely if it was one hour long.

But it's an hour and 51 minutes long.

And the next 51, it's like just throwing spaghetti against the wall.

There's a nuclear bomb.

It's all kinds of stuff going on.

It's awesome.

Now, Con Air is super straightforward and kind of fun, and also anything in an airplane, I'm in on anything in an airplane.

And it's just straight, you know, it's straightforward, whatever.

It's a little...

It's Pete John Malkovich.

Stupid at the end.

Malkovich could have escaped, except for he had to ride on top of a fire truck versus in a fire truck.