Adam Carolla
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Do you have to put five inches of it if you're on the five?
Or if you're on the 10, do we get 10 inches on the sign?
If we're on the 405, do we get 405 inches?
That's a coiling python right there.
Is it metric or is it โ how do we โ
How do you measure a dick?
Well, yours, if you're putting it on signs.
All right, I've said it once, I'll say it again.
To accurately how I measure my penis, I use yarn.
Okay.
You better watch out for kittens.
That's going to hurt.
I don't use a yardstick.
Yardstick you can press into your abdomen like an inch and a half.
You can buy.
It's not accurate.
I use yarn.
Okay?
Here's how it works.
You ready?