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Adam Carolla

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Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

Do you have to put five inches of it if you're on the five?

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

Or if you're on the 10, do we get 10 inches on the sign?

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

If we're on the 405, do we get 405 inches?

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

That's a coiling python right there.

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

Is it metric or is it โ€“ how do we โ€“

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

How do you measure a dick?

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

Well, yours, if you're putting it on signs.

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

All right, I've said it once, I'll say it again.

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

To accurately how I measure my penis, I use yarn.

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

Okay.

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

You better watch out for kittens.

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

That's going to hurt.

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

I don't use a yardstick.

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

Yardstick you can press into your abdomen like an inch and a half.

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

You can buy.

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

It's not accurate.

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

I use yarn.

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

Okay?

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

Here's how it works.

Adam Carolla Show
Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

You ready?