Adam Carolla
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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They'll never turn red.
They'll just be green arrows, and then they'll blink yellow.
You turn when you want to turn.
I'm going to take over this fucking town, and I'm going to fix the traffic.
Well, speaking of that, I don't know if you've heard, but I have dyslexia.
And driving in L.A.
with dyslexia is not a good thing.
You know about the Diamond Lane where you can go in the carpool lane?
If you get caught in it, $550 if you don't have another driver in it.
Not another driver.
So I'm driving the other day.
I had to get somewhere quickly.
I'm going down the highway.
I dip into the carpool lane.
I've got dyslexia.
Sure enough, cop pulls me over.
He walks up to me.
He goes, what are you doing?
Why are you speeding in the carpool lane?
I said, well, officer, I have AIDS.