Adam Carolla

And she goes, hey, do you mind if I take that photo?

I'm like, actually, I've never been really rude, man, but I'm not going to do that for you.

She's like, why not?

I said, well, your kids have been taking photos the whole time.

And I said, I'll take it later on, but you've been taking it the whole time we've been having conversations and eating.

She's like, no, they haven't.

I said, they're not?

I said, can I see your phone?

She goes, no, you can't see the phone.

And she got mad and walked out.

As I'm about to eat, I get smacked in the back of my head, which is my mother.

And she goes, you go out there and you fucking better go take that photo.

I'm going to beat your ass.

And I was like, okay.

And obviously my mother, but I was so mad that I didn't want to take it, but I had no choice.

But I would have never taken that photo.

Because again, it's like, I understand that.

And we even said, hey, it's okay.

We'll take it later.

But if you're going to keep invading the privacy, why should I be nice now?