Adam Carolla

And if you saw another neighbor like walking down the street and their dog was sniffing and they kicked the dog in the ribs, you'd go, okay, that's an asshole neighbor.

Now you go, what do you know about that person?

Well, all you know is that guy picked up a piece of garbage and that guy kicked his dog.

But I think I know a lot about that person.

And that's kind of how I roll.

Like most people, for some reason, don't do that.

Like when I saw...

The clip and we always play it.

It's worth playing it again.

And I just got to look for it because I didn't talk to him.

But when I saw the clip of Joe Biden, like standing up on stage, holding a microphone, explaining that he had a he was two time Fulbright scholarship.

He's the top of his law class and he's the only dual major law student that's ever been sent from Cornell.

And then he was lying about everything.

And he was like 55.

I'm like, that guy's just super flawed, fucked up, narcissistic, broken person.

Who, by the way, everything that guy says is now suspect.

I've never talked to my son about his business ever.

You were just standing in front of a group telling me you won the Lombardi trophy.

Yeah.

And the Outlander Trophy and the Buckus Award.