Adam Carolla

But there's not an infinite amount of space at UCLA.

But there's not an infinite amount of space at UCLA.

It's finite.

It's finite.

So eventually we're going to have to toss a couple of Asians out who had higher test scores to make room for the people you want on campus.

So eventually we're going to have to toss a couple of Asians out who had higher test scores to make room for the people you want on campus.

So no, there is no just helping one group.

So no, there is no just helping one group.

There has to be a couple of funny middle-aged white guys who aren't employed because you made room for the Latina chicks.

There has to be a couple of funny middle-aged white guys who aren't employed because you made room for the Latina chicks.

Yeah, look, it could be a lifeboat on the Titanic and then you just go women and children first.

Yeah, look, it could be a lifeboat on the Titanic and then you just go women and children first.

All right, well, sorry, middle-aged white guy, you're out.

All right, well, sorry, middle-aged white guy, you're out.

Well, it damages the product, that's for sure, because...

Well, it damages the product, that's for sure, because...

you know, if you're looking for a meritocracy and if you said, all right, the super bowl's here and it turns out all 11 players on the defensive side of the ball are black.

you know, if you're looking for a meritocracy and if you said, all right, the super bowl's here and it turns out all 11 players on the defensive side of the ball are black.

And then someone goes, there needs to be a Jew in there and there needs to be a couple of women and a few Asians.

And then someone goes, there needs to be a Jew in there and there needs to be a couple of women and a few Asians.