Adam Carolla

They only did things one way.

They just put telephone poles in the ground.

They put a pier on it.

They put a house on it.

They put a deck on it.

But if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Could we do some cement here, too?

To be fair, most of this has to do with the seawall and the septic.

They're so freaked out about the septic.

Now...

So you have to build a seawall around the septic.

So it's like septic and engineering.

But my whole point is, is what was there in the past is good enough.

But if you're going to rebuild...

Maybe you should rebuild twice as strong as what was there, but you're rebuilding 10,000 times as strong as what was there, and that costs a bunch of money and takes a bunch of time, and that's why we can't build anything because of that.

So there is one house on Billionaire's Beach, on Broad Beach, I don't know, 50 houses gone,

One is being rebuilt with a whole bunch of millionaires who would love to spend the summer in their Malibu house.

And that is because of regulation and because of what they have to.

I don't know who has to read.

First off, you've got to have three million dollars laying around to do the slab.