Adam DeVine
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So a mirage to you is just a toilet seat.
If you're stranded out in the desert, you don't see water.
You see a hot seat.
The cause of diarrhea.
And...
And I'm saying that that's happened a few times.
Not that exact experience, but these bathrooms reek.
They're on go mode.
I mean, they're... And by the way, I've stood in line for the bathrooms here.
I've stood in line.
Meanwhile, the women's bathroom?
There's empty.
Again, it's a dude fest here.
It's a dude fest here.
It really is.
It's high-speed go bonding.
And here's my question.
You know, like, at a bar or whatever, a woman will go into the men's bathroom, and it's all like, here, here, here, I don't want to wait in the line, and everyone goes, all right, whatever.
Sure.
If you were, like, going to the women's bathroom, and you go, here, here, here, I don't want to wait in the line, you get arrested.