Adam DeVine

Ever.

I never want to check a bag.

And then I like to go through TSA and then they're like, you barely got through.

We barely got you through.

And then I like to be, they're closing the door.

And then since I walk with such authority, I go, halt.

And it was so much authority.

I said, halt.

And they go, what?

And they don't quite close the door.

I'm the one you've been waiting for.

And then they open the door and I walk in.

And as I'm loading my bag up into the stall above my seat, the woman says, you're lucky we didn't take off without you.

And then I strap in and then we take off.

that's my dream scenario see i like i've achieved it often that gives me great anxiety knowing that is what is where you like to function at is and by the way adam what's great about what blake is saying is i think he misses the most flights out of the three of us yes oh i've only missed one flight in my life and that was out of burbank and it was because i didn't realize that they like

shut the door like 30 minutes before the flight takes off or something.

And I was there.

15 minutes.

I was just watching football as I do.

See, if you would have told me you were just watching football or just got drunk at the bar and you missed five flights, I wouldn't believe that.