Adam Friedland

When we were in middle school, we used to say... The most misogynistic you ever are is like in sixth grade before you've even touched a girl. We'd say stuff like, I would fuck that bitch in the ass. But you're so scared. I never even kissed.

I'd say about... But also, I didn't even have a single pube and that girl was a head and shoulders taller than me. I'd be like, I'd fuck that bitch in the ass. In retrospect... Pretty cool. Pretty pimp.

I'd say about... But also, I didn't even have a single pube and that girl was a head and shoulders taller than me. I'd be like, I'd fuck that bitch in the ass. In retrospect... Pretty cool. Pretty pimp.

I'd say about... But also, I didn't even have a single pube and that girl was a head and shoulders taller than me. I'd be like, I'd fuck that bitch in the ass. In retrospect... Pretty cool. Pretty pimp.

Yeah, yeah. I hit it about 29 to 32. I had my growth spurt. What are you at now? My voice broke.

Yeah, yeah. I hit it about 29 to 32. I had my growth spurt. What are you at now? My voice broke.

Yeah, yeah. I hit it about 29 to 32. I had my growth spurt. What are you at now? My voice broke.

I just hope to get on a golden ticket to the mothership.

I just hope to get on a golden ticket to the mothership.

I just hope to get on a golden ticket to the mothership.

Get on Kill Tony. There have to be 55-year-olds, like, waiting for the... Putting their names in the bucket at Kill Tony.

Get on Kill Tony. There have to be 55-year-olds, like, waiting for the... Putting their names in the bucket at Kill Tony.

Get on Kill Tony. There have to be 55-year-olds, like, waiting for the... Putting their names in the bucket at Kill Tony.

I kind of... Did you... You had mics and stuff in Australia?

I kind of... Did you... You had mics and stuff in Australia?

I kind of... Did you... You had mics and stuff in Australia?

They'd have, like, a regular... Just comedy or, like, acoustic guitar and stuff? Just comedy.

They'd have, like, a regular... Just comedy or, like, acoustic guitar and stuff? Just comedy.

They'd have, like, a regular... Just comedy or, like, acoustic guitar and stuff? Just comedy.

Classic. Yeah. That kind of thing. Yeah. No, I mean, like, I guess, like, back, you know, Stav and Nick and I were all at open mics, like, years ago. Yeah.