Adam Friedland

I'll be in Tampa, Florida, Los Angeles, California.

That's for the Netflix is a Joke Festival.

San Francisco, California, and Portland, Oregon.

More dates will be announced throughout the year.

You can get tickets at adamfriedland.show, and there's also a link in the description of this video.

My guest this week is American businessman and billionaire Mark Cuban.

Um...

How do I put this the story of Cuban is I got I guess the story of the American dream as you'll find out First he got the money, and then he got the power And then he got the pussy

He arrived in Miami, Florida in 1980 as a refugee with his best friend, Manolo Ribera.

After a drug deal gone wrong where he witnessed a man being dismembered via chainsaw, he began working for Jewish businessman Frank Lopez and developed an attraction to his wife, Elvira, who's from Baltimore and she also just seems kind of like a frigid bitch.

They met at a club and she was dancing and he's like, where'd you from?

Mark Cuban said, where'd you from?

And she's like, Baltimore.

Yeah, anyway.

Mark had a strained relationship with his family because of his ties to organized crime.

He famously, of course, tried to offer his mother $1,000 that he claimed to earn as a political organizer, which she rejected outright.

But then his sister, Gina, accepted the money, and then after that, he told Manolo to stay away from his sister, okay?

Famous.

We all know that.

Okay.