Adam Macy

Oh, Ian.

Yeah, that's right.

Ian Craig.

All she really wanted to talk about was Brian trying to manipulate her into moving to Scotland.

Well, I guess we each have our own list of grievances.

Once she'd got that out of her system, though, we were able to discuss the farm.

Even when I told her the farm could stop being profitable in a few years' time, that we have to start changing how we do things right now, she still wasn't sure about forcing Brian to go.

Here you are.

Ta-da.

But then I told her about the crazy deal he's been working on to store dozens of caravans in the field next to spiritual home.

Explained how her yurts would look out upon row after row of white sheds on wheels.

Brian didn't tell me he was doing it.

As soon as she heard that, she was on board.

Not great.

I had hoped to get everyone else's support before I went to him, but... Well, now that Alice has got all protective of Brian, to be honest, I'm not sure which is the hardest nut to crack.

Her or Rory.

For heaven's sake, Dad, how many mints have you eaten?

Not many.

I've been to the toilet.

What do you want me to do, run a marathon?