Adam McQueen

Well spotted.

Page 94, the Private Eye podcast.

A bald eagle was clicking on his shoulder the whole time.

And didn't they give whopping great prizes from their cryptocurrency firm to the fighters?

Especially people that have been united against their government a year earlier.

It'd be one way to source out the succession, wouldn't it?

All get in the ring, guys!

Egypt.

Germany.

I think that's fair, yes.

There's never been more matches, more tickets available, but can you actually get there to watch your team?

Iran is the sort of top story on this.

They can't actually even have their training camp in the country.

I mean, it's this extraordinary situation where the

host nation and one of the competing nations is at war with each other so Iran was supposed to be based in Tucson Arizona but they're now in Tijuana in Mexico which is pretty much the last place any Mexican football team wants to be based

because it's miles away from other footballing centres.

They've got really sort of rough astroturf.

But the local Mexicans are apparently making them really welcome, cheering them when they come out of their hotel and asking for autographs and so on.

So they're doing their best to make up for the lack of welcome from the host.

But Trump said that they couldn't come and stay in America because their lives and safety would be in danger.