Adam Ray

Yeah, River does. River's your child, right?

Yeah, River does. River's your child, right?

Yeah, River does. River's your child, right?

Mazel, by the way. Pretty new, right?

Mazel, by the way. Pretty new, right?

Mazel, by the way. Pretty new, right?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

How is it? Great. It's awesome. Gives you the purpose to live. Everything you hear, right? It's wild. It gives you purpose, right?

How is it? Great. It's awesome. Gives you the purpose to live. Everything you hear, right? It's wild. It gives you purpose, right?

How is it? Great. It's awesome. Gives you the purpose to live. Everything you hear, right? It's wild. It gives you purpose, right?

My wife and I are puppy parents, right? We have bagel and pickles. That's how we started. Halfway to a Jewish deli. Yeah. Really? Yeah. But it's not the same thing. Like when I talk about this in my act where it's like people, parents hate when puppy parents are like, oh God, a dog. It's just like, it's like a kid. And I'm like, it's pretty much not.

My wife and I are puppy parents, right? We have bagel and pickles. That's how we started. Halfway to a Jewish deli. Yeah. Really? Yeah. But it's not the same thing. Like when I talk about this in my act where it's like people, parents hate when puppy parents are like, oh God, a dog. It's just like, it's like a kid. And I'm like, it's pretty much not.

My wife and I are puppy parents, right? We have bagel and pickles. That's how we started. Halfway to a Jewish deli. Yeah. Really? Yeah. But it's not the same thing. Like when I talk about this in my act where it's like people, parents hate when puppy parents are like, oh God, a dog. It's just like, it's like a kid. And I'm like, it's pretty much not.

I mean, I don't think your kids ever stared at you while you fought. Do you know what I'm saying? Well, it's true. Maybe it has. I don't want to tell you how to raise your kids, but... But Pickles, most nights, is locked in. Just sit right there. Just like, wow, same moves again, huh? You know? And it's pretty, you know, I take it personally.

I mean, I don't think your kids ever stared at you while you fought. Do you know what I'm saying? Well, it's true. Maybe it has. I don't want to tell you how to raise your kids, but... But Pickles, most nights, is locked in. Just sit right there. Just like, wow, same moves again, huh? You know? And it's pretty, you know, I take it personally.

I mean, I don't think your kids ever stared at you while you fought. Do you know what I'm saying? Well, it's true. Maybe it has. I don't want to tell you how to raise your kids, but... But Pickles, most nights, is locked in. Just sit right there. Just like, wow, same moves again, huh? You know? And it's pretty, you know, I take it personally.

Oh, God. It just got dark quick. Everyone has those moments. It's like, what's the point? And you're lying if you say you don't. Wait, so how'd you land on the name River? It's a beautiful name. We were in the drive-thru with the Raising Canes.

Oh, God. It just got dark quick. Everyone has those moments. It's like, what's the point? And you're lying if you say you don't. Wait, so how'd you land on the name River? It's a beautiful name. We were in the drive-thru with the Raising Canes.